Monday 29 June 2015

Simpsons by the Season: 14

"Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?!"

What can I say? The show got me down. I finished up the write-up for season 13, ending on a note of resigned sadness and it took me a fair while to recharge and go at it again. I filled the gap with Silicon Valley, and now I'm back with more of The Simpsons as it crawls through it's ever pressing decline into cultural irrelevance.


If season 10, 11 and 12 were awful to the point of anger, this season is more geared towards mild, nagging depression. It's mostly due to the episodes having a number of scenes that harken back to previous episodes or seasons and through that highlight how the show has fallen on tough times. They resemble previous plots, some have potential, and some directly shoot for nostalgia but it really just causes a juxtaposition between new and old they surely wouldn't want to highlight. Unfortunately, the episodes just don't cut like they used to, and everything they had once done so incredibly well - clever humour, satire, commentary - fall by the wayside in exchange for the cheap, easy laugh that's readily available.


Easy humour is the name of the game in season 14, and the best examples come through Marge's body modification. I don't expect some great satire on episodes related to Marge becoming a bodybuilder or getting breast implants, but somehow I was foolish enough to expect more out of the show. "Men like big breasts!" and "bodybuilding women are manly!" might be the best way to churn out episodes, but that doesn't mean you should - it's humour for junior high school students, and little more.


Occasionally they'll reference the past but draw comparisons they perhaps should have left unsaid. "The Great Louse Detective" for example. It's a Sideshow Bob episode in which someone is trying to kill Homer, and Bob actually tries to help the Simpsons. Ultimately, it's the son of the late Frank Grimes. It's not a terrible episode (although certainly not a good one) but it's bound to cause some loyal viewers to think this is one of the weakest Bob eps thus far, and reminds you of how strong it used to be around the time the first Frank Grimes was created. I understand they'll still want to keep Bob in the show, and that's all well and good - but that episode is pumped full of references to past seasons, and that's a dangerous game for a show in decline. Perhaps attempting to breath life into the show with new characters is a good plan, especially with the circumstances of the great Phil Hartman's passing, bringing Lionel Hutz with him. The replacement is - I kid you not - Larry H. Lawyer. Sigh. It's a tough act to follow, but that's rough.

In spite of all the nostalgia in this season, they still forget who the characters are at heart. This season Bart and Milhouse find a way into Flanders' house and ransack the place - in which Bart shows no remorse. Marge assaults a number of innocent people. Homer wrecks the church after acquiring the deed for it and holds a game of strip poker on the front lawn, seemingly just to rub away all that petty morality that had plagued the series for so long. They might bring back the past this season, but we all know it's just a memory now.

Best Quotes:
"My hobbies include: being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes!"
-Ned's diary for Rod, demonstrating his knowledge of his son

"That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled - and I am from India!"
-Apu upon smelling Maggie's diaper

"Let's raise the roof for the bland, informative rap of M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew!"
-From a Springfield Elementary presentation

"All my life I've had one dream; to achieve my many goals."
-Homer

Best Episode:
"Three Gays of the Condo" is my pick. It has a rocky start in which Homer and Marge needlessly feud (again) but when he meets with the gay crowd it's fairly clever and funnier than most of the rest of the season. It's not an A+ episode, but it's pretty solid throughout.

Worst Episode:
"Pray Anything" has Homer take over the church, flood the town for a second time somehow, and has twenty one brutal minutes without a laugh. Worse yet, when the town believes the flood to be God's punishment Lisa explains everything logically - with the worst logic they've ever had. A single bonfire caused enough rain to completely flood the city up to the rooftops. The trees being cut down - for this single bonfire - meant that a "flood was inevitable". If they're going to try to sell an absolutely absurd plot, don't sugarcoat it and pretend it makes sense.

Sunday 21 June 2015

The One True Nerd: Silicon Valley vs. The Big Bang Theory

Put Silicon Valley and The Big Bang Theory on paper and they're fairly comparable at their core - a band of nerds are unattractive but highly intelligent, stumbling through the world with computers and science as their socially awkward personas hold them back. The characters themselves are even relatively similar on a basic level: the main character and central nerd; the brown guy with an accent; the totally aloof weirdo who provides the core of the most outrageous, unrealistic comic relief; and the bonus religious character (a Satanist and a Jew, the last time I'll ever put those two in the same category). Typically, they'll spew indecipherable jargon you'll be at a loss at understanding unless you're in the specific field. Furthermore, for both of the show centres around the characters' success with women, or lack thereof.  Up until now one sounds like a knockoff of the other despite being them being entirely different programs; it would be like calling The Amazing Race similar to 16 and Pregnant because they're both reality shows. Their delivery in their humour, storytelling and intended audience is how they separate, and it's indicative of the differences between cable T.V. and a network that literally defines itself as more than television: CBC and HBO respectively.

The two shows appeal to vastly different crowds. BBT is a show for the masses, one that's simply easier to digest and meant to be enjoyed by anyone with a television and thirty minutes of spare time. Catchphrases help you find what was funny, and in case you missed it, laugh track reminds you. I mentioned the technical jargon of characters (mostly science mumbo jumbo that the majority wouldn't understand) but it isn't necessary to follow it in the least; in fact, it's better if you don't as many of the jokes centre around the non-physicists reacting to something complicated by simply making note of the fact that no, they in fact are not as smart. They will then demonstrate that by pausing briefly before saying they don't get it. Cue laugh track. That's how you know it was funny. Now, before I go too far, I don't want to say Big Bang Theory is devoid of humour - it's not. It has it's moments, the characters are for the most part likeable and it's better than most of the typical run of CBS shows (I'm looking at you, 2 Broke Girls). Honestly, it's a good show to have on in the background as you're doing something else...

...Which is key to my next point - the show's also differ in their delivery of continuing storylines. While Big Bang Theory has one, it isn't critical to the viewer's understanding of their episode by episode approach. I have not seen the last season or two but whenever I jump into an episode currently I won't miss out on much of the humour. Typically, it'll only be five minutes in before I also understand the crux of the season's plot thus far. Silicon Valley, however, has a linear progression to the storyline that is critical to the understanding of the show. It's not really a comedy that's meant to be tuned in on re-runs, but instead one that is watched steadily one to the next. In essence, it's a binge-watch show rather than a background runner. Unfortunately for shows of this variety, unless it's a comedy that gains almost immediate recognition - which is ultimately exceptionally rare - the viewership simply won't be as high due to accessibility for the viewer past episode one. I feel this is what killed the massively critically acclaimed Arrested Development (before, of course, it's resurrection) as so many of the jokes were based off ongoing themes, much would be lost on those tuning in mid-way through a season - perhaps after hearing of the show's quality. I would bet you anything that even if the two found themselves on the same channel, Big Bang would slaughter the other largely because of this reason. Mass appeal comes through accessibility.

Deep down, the shows reflect what the networks want from them; CBS wants viewers, and thus went the route of mass appeal. HBO wants quality and recognition, and shot for a niche market. So what makes Silicon Valley niche and Big Bang Theory for the masses beyond the base outline of the networks on which they run? I would say take a look at the visuals. BBT is deliberately over the top, colourful, vibrant, filled with graphics on scene switches, and really strikes for excess in a number of ways; whereas Silicon Valley goes for more of a realism approach. That's what makes Silicon Valley niche. It's actually meant for people who are, well, nerdy. It's for those who are coders, programmers, computer geeks and the like or at the very least those that understand that world to some degree. Big Bang Theory is for nerd perception; it's what most people think nerds are like, but really a group that doesn't exist in reality. It's equivalent to the popular girl in high school who says "oh, I'm such a nerd!" because she plays Candy Crush on her phone. I mean, no one in the world dresses like this. It's the same reason all of these men - in spite of being social misfits - stumble their way through to date exceptionally attractive women time and time again, all the while complaining about their failures with wooing the opposite sex. This works because it's America, and you can be successful however you please, and that's the American Dream. On the other hand, the characters in Silicon Valley look the part (save for perhaps some degree of obesity) and after two seasons most of their characters strike out - with, of course, the exception of Erlich, the Silicon Valley version of Sheldon. Here it would be important to note that since they fill the same role in opposite worlds, Erlich is the only one repeatedly successful while Sheldon is reduced to the girl who played Blossom. Silicon Valley lives in the realistic world of lonely programmers, but that's just not what everyone wants to see. What everyone wants to see is Kaley Cuoco (pre-short-hair).

Neither show approaches nerd culture incorrectly (a great number of people will disagree with me on that) as at the core they're simply comedy programs. They're not bringing some sort of agenda, not trying to prove any great point, and if you don't like one or the other you can say it's not your thing and turn the channel. Deep down, it comes down to the same problem Andy Millman had in Extras - 
take the critical acclaim and be seen by few, or be seen by many and pass on the accolades. Personally, I'll watch both. The difference is with one I'll probably be making food with it in the background, and sitting down to watch the other once it's prepared.

Sunday 7 June 2015

Simpsons by the Season: 13

"This family has hit rock bottom."


I've been putting off writing this blog for a while. Typically it's a fight to trim down the word count in order for it to be brief enough that I'm not rambling (if you've read any of these blogs, you know it's a battle I most often lose). This time, however, I just don't have a lot to say. This season was poor, and it was poor mostly because of the exact same issues in the previous two. The characters are getting unreasonably stupid, the main plot-points are frequently far fetched, and many go in unnecessary tangents of ridiculousness where they clearly just don't know how else to end it. Here and there you'll run into a few missed opportunities, and that's that.  If anything, all that's new to talk about is the fact that now we're getting into some repetition. It was the second time for a number of things: the family finds themselves in jail, including Maggie; Homer is facing down a gunman(men) about to shoot him on his front lawn (this is the third time now, actually); Moe drastically redesigns his bar; Homer leads a group in pursuit of vigilante justice; and Maggie shoots someone, to name a few.


Repetition isn't the main problem, though. It still lies with the dumbing down of the series, as if the show doesn't believe that it can hold its viewership without resorting to Family Guy-esque humour and storylines. A number of episodes this season left me longing once more for the times when Bart getting an elephant was considered too out there. "The Parent Rap" had a judge punish Homer and Marge by putting them in stocks. Homer at one point was commanding a murder of crows. Homer (albeit accidentally) burns down the church with a rocket. Perhaps that wouldn't have been so awful if he had at least felt somewhat remorseful about it. Or if it had some repercussions for him. Or anything, really.


I mentioned earlier they had times where their stories were brimming with potential humour but eventually fell flat. The best example, at least the one that really stuck with me, was the Simpsons' first trip to Canada. We're at the point now where I remember some of these episodes airing for the first time, and I distinctly remember them advertising the heck out of that one specific idea - which is undoubtedly a good one. There's limitless material they could run with in Canada, and while the jokes they had from it were some of their best of the season (mostly poking fun at Canadian sports) it didn't connect the way it should have. That's because they only made it to Canada 17:45 into the episode. I felt cheated. "The Bart Wants What It Wants" ended up mostly being another Bart love interest storyline, in which he's had several. (Come to think of it, Bart is kind of a player considering he's ten years old.) It wasn't bad, but it could've been so much more.

The whole season could best be explained by a shrug. The bad episodes aren't even that bad (with one exception) and the good episodes aren't particularly strong. It's a consistent stream of twenty one minutes of mediocrity, one to the next.

Worst Episode:
This is a no-brainer. "The Frying Game" is the reprehensible conglomeration of a number of bad story arcs sloppily mashed together in one unholy episode.

Let me explain the plot.

 Homer has been a good husband lately. He decides to buy Marge a koi pond for the backyard. (Not bad so far!) They find a "screamapillar" (uh oh) a nearly extinct animal who has a name that is matched in obviousness only by Judge Constance Harm of "The Parent Rap" episode. They are charged with protecting it. (I'm sure Homer won't accidently kill it!) Homer accidently kills it. He is then sentenced to community service working for Meals on Wheels. Homer and Marge then become housecleaners for an old lady who pressured them into staying. (At this point the episode has changed direction so many times by now I don't know whether to puke from rage or dizziness.) Homer and Marge witness a break-and-enter and a subsequent murder. Homer becomes a suspect, allowing him to extort the town with vague threats of violence. (Oh, Homer. Identifiable family man turned extortionist.) Homer and Marge are tried and convicted of that murder. Homer takes the blame and is sentenced to death. But wait! It was all just a game show!

If you can honestly read that paragraph and believe that that could be a potentially decent episode, I question your merits as a human being.


Best Episode:
For the best, I would go with the pretty good "I am Furious Yellow", or the easier to identify, Angry Dad episode. There are a lot of cheap laughs, mostly Homer just getting
upset with things, but... at least I was laughing.

Best Quotes:
"This town will no longer be known as 'America's Sorrow.'"
-Mayor Quimby

"Every house has a bathroom."
-Marge's fortune cookie

"But West Springfield's three times the size of Texas!"
-Lisa

"Canada? Why leave America to visit America junior?"
-Homer, humorously not realizing that Canada is the far superior country